Wednesday, October 08, 2014
October 8
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
October 7
Monday, October 06, 2014
October 6
Sunday, October 05, 2014
October 5
Saturday, October 04, 2014
October 4
Friday, October 03, 2014
October 3
Thursday, October 02, 2014
October 2
Wednesday, October 01, 2014
October 1
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
September 30
Monday, September 29, 2014
September 29
Sunday, September 28, 2014
September 28
Saturday, September 27, 2014
September 27
Happy Birthday RIP Will Sampson(1933–1987) Donald Cornelius(1936–2012) "William Conrad"(John Cann 1920–1994) ; "Jayne Meadows"(Jane Cotter)–94 Anthony Wilford Brimley–80 Marvin Aday("Meatloaf")–67 Elizabeth "Liz" Torres–67 Shaun Cassidy–56 Christopher Cousins–54 William Patrick Muldoon III–46 Phoebe Price–42 Gwyneth Paltrow–42 Avril Lavigne–30 ; 1905 – The physics journal Annalen der Physik received Albert Einstein's paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?", introducing the equation E=mc².
Friday, September 26, 2014
September 26
Thursday, September 25, 2014
September 25
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
September 24
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
September 23
Monday, September 22, 2014
September 22
Sunday, September 21, 2014
September 21
Saturday, September 20, 2014
September 20
Happy Birthday RIP Upton Sinclair(1878–1968) Jonathan Hardy(1940–2012) ; Anne Meara–85 "Sophia Loren"(Sofia Scicolone)–80 Karen Sharpe–80 "Candy Spelling"(Carole Marer)–69 George Raymond Martin–66 Gary Cole–58 Joseph Lyle Taylor–50 Brad Beyer–41 Jon Bernthal–37 Charlie Weber–37 ; 1893 – Charles Duryea and his brother Frank road-test the first American-made gasoline-powered automobile in Springfield, Massachusetts
Friday, September 19, 2014
September 19
Happy Birthday RIP Frances Farmer(1913–1970) "Mama Cass Elliot"(Ellen Cohen 1941–1974) ; Rosemary Harris–87 "Adam West"(William Anderson)–84 Randolph Mantooth–69 Jeremy Irons–66 "Twiggy"(Leslie Hornby)–65 Joan Blunden("Lunden")–64 Cheryl O'Teari–52 Kimberly Richards–50 James "Jimmy" Fallon Jr.–40 Alison Sweeney–38 Kevin Zegers–30 ; 1970 – The Mary Tyler Moore Show" debuted on CBS.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
September 18
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
September 17
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
September 16
Monday, September 15, 2014
September 15
Sunday, September 14, 2014
September 14
Saturday, September 13, 2014
September 13
Happy Birthday RIP Reta Shaw(1912–1982) Melvin Tormé (1925–1999) Nell Carter(Hardy 1948–2003) Emilie Claudette Chauchoin("Colbert" 1903–1996) Richard Kiel(1939–2014) ; "Barbara Bain"(Millicent Fogel)–83 "Eileen Fulton"(Margaret McLarty)–81 Winnifred Jacqueline Bisset–70 Peter Cetera–70 Jean Smart–63 Geraldine "Geri" Jewell–58 Dominic Fumusa–45 Louise Lombard(Perkins)–44 Fiona Apple Maggart–37 Bennett "Ben" Savage–34 ; 1993 – Bill Clinton witnesses at the White House, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and PLO chairman Yasser Arafat shaking hands after signing an accord granting limited Palestinian autonomy.
Friday, September 12, 2014
September 12
Thursday, September 11, 2014
September 11
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
September 10
Tuesday, September 09, 2014
September 9
Monday, September 08, 2014
September 8
Sunday, September 07, 2014
September 7
Saturday, September 06, 2014
Message from the Queen of England
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
September 6
Happy Birthday Jo Anne Worley–77 George Roger Waters–71 Swoosie Kurtz–70 Jane Curtin–67 Patricia "Patti" Yasutake–61 Anne Lockhart(Maloney)–61 Patrick O'Hearn–60 Jeffrey Foxworthy–56 Rosa "Rosie" Perez–50 Natalie McIntyre("Macy Gray")–45 Cecilia "CeCe" Peniston–45 ; 1916 – The first self-service grocery store, Piggly Wiggly, was opened in Memphis, Tennessee, by Clarence Saunders.
Friday, September 05, 2014
September 5
Thursday, September 04, 2014
September 4
Wednesday, September 03, 2014
September 3
Tuesday, September 02, 2014
September 2
Monday, September 01, 2014
September 1
Sunday, August 31, 2014
August 31
Saturday, August 30, 2014
August 30
Happy Birthday RIP Fred MacMurray(1908–1991) ; Bill Daily–87 Warren Buffett–84 Timothy Bottoms–63 Paul Oakenfold–51 Michael Chiklis–51 Cameron Diaz–42 Lisa Ling(麗莎玲)–41 Andy Roddick–32 ; 1835 – Melbourne Australia is founded.
Friday, August 29, 2014
August 29
Thursday, August 28, 2014
August 28
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
August 27
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
August 26
Monday, August 25, 2014
August 25
Sunday, August 24, 2014
August 24
Saturday, August 23, 2014
August 23
Happy Birthday RIP Gene Kelly(1912–1996) River Phoenix(Bottom 1970–1993) ; Vera "Miles" Ralston–85 Barbara "Eden" Moorhead–83 Richard Sanders–74 Richard Springthorpe("Rick Springfield")–65 Shelley Long–65 Jon "Jay" Mohr–44 Scott Caan–38 Kobe Bryant–36 Trevor Wright–32 ; 1904 – The automobile tire chain is patented.
Friday, August 22, 2014
August 22
Thursday, August 21, 2014
August 21
Happy Birthday Kenneth Rogers–76 Kim Cattrall–58 Charles Peyton("Jeff Stryker")–52 Carrie-Anne Moss–44 Alicia Witt–39 Hayden Panettiere–25 ; 1897 – Oldsmobile, a brand of American automobile was founded ; 1959 – President Eisenhower signed an executive order proclaiming Hawaii the 50th state of the union.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
August 20
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
August 19
Monday, August 18, 2014
August 18
Sunday, August 17, 2014
August 17
Saturday, August 16, 2014
August 16
Thursday, August 14, 2014
August 15
Happy Birthday RIP Julia Child(McWilliams 1912–2004) ; Rose Marie Mazetta–91 "Mike Connors"(Krekor Ohanian)–89 Patricia Priest–78 Linda Ellerbee(Smith)–70 Princess Anne Windsor–64 Tess Harper(Washam)–64 Željko Ivanek–57 Debra Messing–46 Benjamin Affleck-Boldt–42 Joseph Jonas–25 Jennifer Lawrence–24 ; 1939 – "The Wizard of Oz" premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood California
August 14
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
August 13
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
August 12
Monday, August 11, 2014
August 11
Sunday, August 10, 2014
August 10
Happy Birthday RIP Herbert Hoover(1874–1964) Edith Norma Shearer(1902–1983) John "Jack" Haley(1898–1979) Eddie Fisher(Edwin Tisch 1928–2010) ; Ian Anderson–66 Don Swayze–56 Rosanna Arquette–55 José Antonio Banderas–54 Justin Theroux–42 Ryan Eggold–40 Lucas Till–24 ; 1977 – In Yonkers, New York, 24yo postal employee David Berkowitz ("Son of Sam") is arrested for a series of killings in the New York City area over the period of one year ; 1821 – Missouri is admitted as the 24th U.S. state.
Saturday, August 09, 2014
August 9
Friday, August 08, 2014
August 8
Thursday, August 07, 2014
August 7
Tuesday, August 05, 2014
August 6
Happy Birthday RIP Robert Mitchum(1917–1997) Andy Warhola(1928–1987) Lucille Ball(1911–1989) ; Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan–44 Vera Farmiga–41 Soleil Moon Frye–38 Ryan Sypek–32 Christopher Anton Ploszczansky–28 ; 1945, the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, that instantly killed an estimated 66,000 people in the first use of a nuclear weapon in warfare.
August 5
Sunday, August 03, 2014
August 4
Happy Birthday RIP Louis Armstrong(1901–1971) ; Frank Vincent Gattuso–75 Richard Belzer–70 William Robert Thornton–59 Barack H. Obama–54 Daniel Dae Kim–46 Abigail Spencer–33 ; 1977 – U.S. President Jimmy Carter signs legislation creating the United States Department of Energy.
August 3
Saturday, August 02, 2014
August 2
Friday, August 01, 2014
August 1
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
July 31
Happy Birthday Geoffrey Lewis–79 Michael Biehn–58 Wesley Snipes–52 Joanne "J.K." Rowling–49 Dean "Cain" Tanaka–48 Rudolf Martin–47 Loren Dean Jovicic–45 Emily "Eve" Best–43 Benjamin "B.J." Novak–35 Eric Lively–33 ; 1948 – At Idlewild Field in New York, New York International Airport (later renamed JFK International Airport) is dedicated.
July 30
Monday, July 28, 2014
July 29
Happy Birthday RIP Clara Bow(1905–1965) "Theda Bara" Theodosia Goodman(1885–1955) Peter Jennings(1938–2005) ; Gary "Geddy Lee" Weinrib–61 Ian Roberts–49 Rodney Allen Rippy–46 Richard "Wil" Wheaton–42 Stephen Dorff–41 Allison Mack–33 ; 1914 – Transcontinental telephone service began with the first phone conversation between New York and San Francisco.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
July 28
Happy Birthday RIP Hubert "Rudy" Vallée(1901–1986) Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy(1929–1994) ; Sally Struthers–67 Duncan Dickie Ebersol–67 Georgia Engel–66 Lori Loughlin–50 Robert "Alexis" Arquette–45 Elizabeth Berkley–42 ; 1868 – The 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution is certified, establishing African American citizenship and guaranteeing due process of law
Saturday, July 26, 2014
July 27
Happy Birthday Norman Lear–92 Peggy Fleming–66 Julian McMahon–46 Maya Rudolph–42 Jonathan Rhys Meyers(O'Keefe)–37 Taylor Schilling–30 ; 1940 – Bugs Bunny made his debut in the Warner Bros. animated cartoon "A Wild Hare."
July 26
Happy Birthday RIP George Bernard Shaw(1856–1950) Stanley Kubrick(1928–1999) Vivian Vance(Jones 1909–1979) ; Sir Michael "Mick" Jagger–71 "Helen Mirren"(Ilyena Mironoff)–69 Susan George–64 Dorothy Hamill–58 Nana Visitor(Tucker)–57 Kevin Spacey Fowler–55 Sandra Bullock–50 Jeremy Piven–48 Olivia Williams–46 Chris Pirillo–41 ; 1947 – President Truman signed the National Security Act, creating the Department of Defense, the National Security Council, the Central Intelligence Agency and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Thursday, July 24, 2014
July 25
Happy Birthday RIP Brad Renfro(1982–2008) Estelle Getty(Scher-Gettleman 1923–2008) "Jack Gilford"(Jacob Gellman 1908–1990) ; Verdine White–63 Iman Abdulmajid–59 Illeana Douglas(Hesselberg)–49 Matt LeBlanc–47 "Tera Patrick"(Linda Hopkins)–38 ; 1956 – 45 miles south of Nantucket Island, the Italian ocean liner SS Andrea Doria collides with the MS Stockholm in heavy fog and sinks the next day, killing 51 people
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
July 24
Happy Birthday RIP Bella Savitsky Abzug(1920–1998) ; Ruth Buzzi–78 Chris Sarandon–72 Leo Gallagher–68 Robert Hays–67 Linda Carter–63 Gus Van Sant–62 Kristi Dawn Chenoweth–47 Jennifer Lopez–45 Anna Paquin–32 ; 1969 – Apollo 11, the first manned mission to the moon, splashed down safely in the Pacific.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
July 23
Happy Birthday RIP Helen Martin(1909–2000) Bernard "Bert" Convy(1933–1991) Philip Seymour Hoffman(1967–2014) ; Daniel "Ronny" Cox–76 Edie McClurg–63 Woodrow "Woody" Harrelson–53 Erik La Salle–52 Saul Hudson("Slash")–49 Marlon Wayans–42 Tenitra Michelle Williams–34 Daniel Radcliffe–25 ; 1903 – The Ford Motor Company sells its first car.
Monday, July 21, 2014
July 22
Happy Birthday RIP Dan Rowan(1922–1987) ; "Orson Bean"(Dallas Burroughs)–86 Óscar Aristides de la Renta Fiallo–82 Estelle Louise Fletcher–80 Terence Stamp–76 Giorgi "Alex" Trebek–74 Danny Glover–68 Donald Henley–67 William "Willem" Dafoe–59 Keith "Sweat"(Crier)–53 John Leguizamo–50 David Spade–50 Colin Ferguson–42 Franka Potente–40 : 1934 – Outside Chicago's Biograph Theater, "Public Enemy No. 1" John Dillinger is mortally wounded by FBI agents.
Sunday, July 20, 2014
July 21
Happy Birthday RIP Ernest Hemingway(1899–1961) Jesse "Don" Knotts(1924–2006) ; Janet Reno–76 "Cat Stevens"(Steven Georgiou)–66 Garretson Trudeau–66 Robin Williams–63 Taco Ockerse–59 Jonathan Lovitz–57 Joshua Hartnett–36 Rory Culkin–25 ; 1925 – In Dayton, Tennessee, high school biology teacher John T. Scopes is found guilty of teaching evolution in class and fined $100
Saturday, July 19, 2014
July 20
Happy Birthday RIP Natalia Zakharenko("Natalie Wood" 1938-1981) ; Kimberly Carnes–69 Carlos Santana–67 Sandra Oh–43 Simon Rex Cutright–40 ; 1969 – Apollo 11 successfully makes the first manned landing on the Moon. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin become the first humans to walk on the Moon almost 7 hours later.
July 19
Happy Birthday RIP George McGovern(1922–2012) ; Brian May–67 Atom Yegoyan–54 Campbell Scott–53 Lisa Lampugnale–53 Anthony Edwards–52 William Houston–46 Benedict Cumberbatch–38 Erin Cummings–37 Jared Padalecki–32 ; 1900 – The first line of the Paris Métro opens for operation.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
July 18
Happy Birthday RIP Hume Cronyn(1911–2003) Richard "Red" Skelton(1913–1997) Nelson Mandela(1918–2013) ; John Glenn–93 Craig Bruderlin("James Brolin")–74 Audrey Landers(Hamburg)–58 Wendy Williams–50 Mark Vincent("Vin Diesel")–47 Kristen Bell–34 Christopher Chace Crawford–29 ; 1969 – After a party on Chappaquiddick Island, Senator Ted Kennedy from Massachusetts drives an Oldsmobile off a bridge and his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, dies.
July 17
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
July 16
Happy Birthday RIP "Ginger Rogers"(Virginia McMath 1911–1995) "Barbara Stanwyck"(Ruby Stevens 1907–1990) ; Stewart Copeland–61 Phoebe Cates–51 John William Ferrell–47 Corey Feldman–43 Jayma Mays–35 ; 1790 – The District of Columbia was established as the seat of the U.S. government.
Monday, July 14, 2014
July 15
Happy Birthday RIP Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn (1606–1669) Alexander "Alex" Karras(1935–2012) ; Linda Ronstadt–68 "Arianna Huffington"(Ariadne Stassinopoulos)–64 Terrance Quinn–62 "Willie Aames"(Albert Upton)–54 Forest Whitaker–53 Scott Foley–42 Diane Heidkrüger("Kruger")–38 ; 2003 – AOL Time Warner disbands Netscape. The Mozilla Foundation is established on the same day ;
2006 – Twitter is launched, becoming one of the largest social media platforms in the world.
July 14
Sunday, July 13, 2014
July 13
Saturday, July 12, 2014
July 12
Thursday, July 10, 2014
July 11
Happy Birthday RIP Yuli Bryner(1920–1985) ; "Tab Hunter"(Arthur Kelm)–83 Patricia "Bonnie" Pointer–64 Leon Spinks–61 Sela Ward–58 Suzanne Vega–55 Gregory Grunberg–48 Justin Chambers–44 Michael Rosenbaum–42 Kimberly "Lil Kim" Jones–40 ; 1798 – The U.S. Marine Corps was created by an act of Congress ; 1922 – The Hollywood Bowl opens in Los Angeles.
Wednesday, July 09, 2014
July 10
Happy Birthday RIP Frederick Gwynne(1926–1993) David Brinkley(1920–2003) ; Granville "Robert" Pine–73 Ronald Glass–69 Arlo Guthrie–67 Alejandro "Alec" Mapa–49 Gale Harold III–45 Sofía Vergara–41 Adrian Grenier–38 Jessica Simpson–34 Cindy Taylor("Jesse Jane")–34 ; 1925 – Scopes Trial: In Dayton, Tennessee, the so-called "Monkey Trial" begins with John T. Scopes, a young high school science teacher accused of teaching evolution in violation of the Butler Act.
July 9
Monday, July 07, 2014
July 8
Happy Birthday RIP "Jerry Vale" (Genaro Vitaliano 1930–2014) Marty Feldman(1933–1982) ; "Steve Lawrence"(Sidney Leibowitz)–79 Jeffrey Tambor–70 Wolfgang "Puck" Topfschnig–65 Anjelica Huston–63 Kevin Bacon–56 Toby Keith Covel–54 Lee Tergesen–49 Billy Crudup–46 Beck Campbell–44 Milo Ventimiglia–37 ; 1889 – The first issue of The Wall Street Journal is published
Sunday, July 06, 2014
July 7
Happy Birthday Carl “Doc" Severinsen–87 Richard Starkey("Ringo Starr")–74 Shelley Duvall–65 William "Bill" Campbell–55 Robin Weigert–45 Barry "Cassidy" Reese–32 ; 1954 – Elvis Presley makes his radio debut when WHBQ Memphis played his first recording for Sun Records, "That's All Right."
July 6
Friday, July 04, 2014
July 5
Happy Birthday RIP Phineas Taylor "P.T." Barnum(1810–1891) ; Katherine Helmond–86 Shirley Knight–78 Hugh Cregg III("Huey Lewis")–64 Edith "Edie" Falco–51 Kathryn Erbe–49 ; 1946 – The bikini made its debut during an outdoor fashion show at the Molitor Pool in Paris France.
Thursday, July 03, 2014
July 4
Happy Birthday RIP Eppie Lederer("Ann Landers" 1918–2002) Gloria Stuart(1910–2010) ; Eva Marie Saint–90 Luigina "Gina" Lollobrigida–87 Marvin Neil Simon–87 Gerald Riviera("Geraldo")–71 John Waite–62 Rohan Nichol–38 ; 1776 – The United States Declaration of Independence is adopted by the Second Continental Congress.
July 3
Tuesday, July 01, 2014
July 2
Happy Birthday Robert Ito–83 Polly Holliday–77 Saul Rubinek–66 Johnny Weir–30 Lindsay Lohan–28 ; 1890 – The U.S. Congress passes the Sherman Anti-Trust Act which prohibits certain business activities that federal government regulators deem to be anticompetitive, and requires the federal government to investigate and pursue trusts.